Tim Tebow is a Jet

The Denver Broncos have reportedly traded Jesus to the New York Jets in the advent of Monday's signing of Peyton Manning. This is of little concern to me, but Denver now has a REAL quarterback, and New York now has two mediocre pieces of shit and religion. Will Jesus take the Jets to the Super Bowl? Probably not. Will he dethrone Mark Sanchez? Probably not. Will the world finally see the end of Tebowing? I fucking hope so.