Free Agency: Day One

Perhaps the biggest move that happened on the opening day of free agency was the San Francisco 49ers' signing of 15-year veteran wide receiver Randy Moss. Well, until the Miami Dolphins decided to trade away Brandon Marshall to the Chicago Bears for two third-round picks (2012 and 2013). Two third-round picks? For Brandon Marshall? Miami, is your executive office a bunch of fucktards? Also, Pierre Garcon has apparently signed with the Washington Redskins, but no one cares.

That is pretty much the only actual news in terms of contracts being inked.